Phil Quote #1510
Quote from Phil in Ten Years Later
Phil: Claire, meet the legendary Mister Ekshun.
Claire: Hello.
Mister Ekshun: And what's this behind your ear? Oh, just some sweater fluff.
Phil: [chuckles] Well, the place looks great. Can you imagine coming here every day?
Mister Ekshun: I wish it was every day. I have less and less time for the old Illusionatorium, with all the road jobs I still book.
Phil: Would you mind quickly walking me through the Quantum Flux Illusion?
Mister Ekshun: Uh-huh. Well, according to magic bylaws, I can't disclose the secret in the presence of a non-licensed magician.
Claire: Not a problem. I can just step outside.
Mister Ekshun: Nonsense! We prepare for such things.
Phil: Ah! The old sensory-deprivation helmet.
Mister Ekshun: I put that baby on, it's almost like I don't have roommates.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Ten Years Later’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] I'm throwing Dad and Gloria's 10th anniversary party, and Phil is part of the entertainment.
Phil: I'm gonna make Gloria seemingly dematerialize, then wondrously travel back through time, and then rematerialized in her wedding dress.
Claire: She's gonna change her clothes in a box.
Phil: This is why I'm nervous about you introducing me.
Claire: I'm kidding! You're gonna be great.
[separately to camera:]
Claire: He better be great. I want Dad and Gloria's party to be perfect. I was kind of a pill at their wedding. I hadn't fully accepted Gloria yet. And I feel a little responsible for what happened with my mom. I fed her, like, three drinks at the reception. You know, just to take the edge off. She almost took the doorframe off.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Morning, beautiful. We have huevos, we have chorizo, we have tortilla. What we ain't got is Manny. Unfortunately, he's gonna be a no-show at the party today.
Joe: Aha.
Jay: What can I get you?
Gloria: Take that garbage away from me. I'm going for a walk.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Manny was a big part of our wedding. He walked Gloria down the aisle, did the calligraphy. And I knew him not showing up to our anniversary party would put Gloria in a bad mood. In some ways, I feel responsible.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: So, uh, what's all this?
Cameron: This is redemption.
Mitchell: Maybe just a straight answer.
Cameron: The year was 2007. The wedding reception of Jay and Gloria. Our gift to the newlyweds was a duet performance of "Islands in the Stream."
Mitchell: "Islands in the Stream."
Cameron: A gift that would never be, because...
Mitchell: I remember.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: I fed my mom a few drinks at the reception. I really did not want to sing, so I figured if I got her a little tipsy, I wouldn't have to perform because I'd have to hold her hand... And later hold her hair back.