Phil Quote #1486
Quote from Phil in The Graduates
Alex: Well, that's it.
Haley: Hopefully you're all cried out.
Phil: You remember when he hid that mouse trap under the pillow to catch the tooth fairy? [sobs]
Alex: Dad, we got to start getting ready for the graduation.
Haley: Yeah, so maybe splash some cold water on your face and wrap it up.
Phil: Do you guys remember that "Luke Loves Daddy" rap? [rapping] ♪ My name is Luke Dunphy ♪ ♪ And I'm here to say ♪ ♪ I love Daddy ♪ [sobs]
Haley: I thought you said he'd be cried out by now.
Alex: Dad, please, you really got to stop.
Phil: That's what he said when I was the tickle monster! [wails]
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Graduates’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Manny: Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow? Don't make a big deal.
Gloria: My baby's graduating. He won the award for Integrity and Character. "No absence, no tardies, respectful to students and teachers alike."
Jay: My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth. Proud of you, though.
Manny: Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?
Jay: That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister. She was no nun!
Quote from Javier
Javier: How could I miss it? Manny, the first member of my family to ever graduate from high school.
Jay: Wait a minute. Don't you have a brother in Colombia who's a doctor?
Javier: Yes.
Gloria: He just does orthopedic surgery, not brain or heart.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [singsong] There he is, the graduate.
Phil: I have one word for you, Luke... plastics.
Claire: [normal voice] I don't think he knows that movie, honey.
Phil: Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me.