Quote from Jay in The Graduates
Manny: Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow? Don't make a big deal. Gloria: My baby's graduating. He won the award for Integrity and Character. "No absence, no tardies, respectful to students and teachers alike." Jay: My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth. Proud of you, though. Manny: Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block? Jay: That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister. She was no nun!