Alex: Well, that's it.
Haley: Hopefully you're all cried out.
Phil: You remember when he hid that mouse trap under the pillow to catch the tooth fairy? [sobs]
Alex: Dad, we got to start getting ready for the graduation.
Haley: Yeah, so maybe splash some cold water on your face and wrap it up.
Phil: Do you guys remember that "Luke Loves Daddy" rap? [rapping] ♪ My name is Luke Dunphy ♪ ♪ And I'm here to say ♪ ♪ I love Daddy ♪ [sobs]
Haley: I thought you said he'd be cried out by now.
Alex: Dad, please, you really got to stop.
Phil: That's what he said when I was the tickle monster! [wails]