Haley Quote #415
Quote from Haley in Five Minutes
Rainer Shine: Wait, wait. Why are you panicking? I'm the one who can't mess up another marriage. I mean, you mess up the first one, fine. It's a mulligan. But the second one fails, and suddenly I'm the problem. I lose my chance at being the spokesperson for Blue Monsoon Korean Energy Drink.
Haley: Let's just take a breath. It's natural to freak out a little bit. We're making a lifetime commitment. We're going to be together forever. [thunderclap] Just you and me. Forever.
Rainer Shine: You just said that.
Haley: [laughing] I know. Because... Because it's great. That's what every girl wants, right? I mean, sure, I'm still really young and there's obviously so much more I thought I'd do before I tied myself down to one person for the rest of my life. But does anyone ever truly feel ready to get married? I mean, probably.
Rainer Shine: Haley.
Haley: But it's not like I'm dying. I just won't be single anymore. I'll won't ever go on a first date again. I won't ever have a first kiss. I won't ever dance near a deejay booth hoping someone will like what they see and offer me a ride home. [whimpers] Oh, my. Is it, is it me or is it just crazy hot in here? Can somebody open a window, please?
Rainer Shine: No, no, they can't because, as I did not predict, it's raining outside.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Five Minutes’ Quotes
Quote from Alex
Claire: Oh, God. Honey, are you sure you're okay? It's Saturday night. You're drinking wine in your bathrobe with a come-from-nowhere cat.
Alex: What's wrong with that? Take away the cat, and I'm basically you.
Quote from Haley
Rainer Shine: My God, look at those winds. They must register at least a on the Beaufort Scale. Think of all the sun roofs left open. Think of all the freshly blown-out hair de-volumizing. How could I not see this coming?
Haley: Rainer.
Rainer Shine: Is this the only thing I was off about today?
Haley: What do you mean?
Rainer Shine: Well, let's face it, Haley. I did not think this through. I mean, where are we gonna live? My place only has one walk-in closet, which would stay mine. And how's my daughter gonna feel about us getting married? Are you gonna want to have children? Can I even have more children? [whispering] I've spent a lot of time in tanning beds.
Haley: Um, I think you're spinning a little. Look, sometimes when I'm reorganizing my closet, I feel overwhelmed, like I'm never gonna get through it all. So I force myself to look at things in smaller sections. I arrange five pairs of shoes at a time. Twelve hours later, I'm done. So, that's what we'll do. We'll take things five years at a time.
Rainer Shine: In five years, I'll be 50.
Haley: What?
Rainer Shine: What did you think 45 + 5 plus was?
Haley: Well, until today, you were 44, which I had basically convinced myself was 40, and now suddenly we're talking about 50, which is basically 60.
Quote from Claire
Guy: Hey, everyone, we are firing up the hologram to the Starship Enterprise in five minutes. Be there or be square.
Claire: I don't think he had to "or" that one.
Claire: You know, honey, now that we're here, I'm not sure it's such a great idea to barge in on Alex.
Phil: Claire, I'm worried. She's not returning texts. Her friend says she never goes out. This is the first act of every Lifetime movie about college girl meltdowns.
Claire: Yeah, but maybe we should give her a little head's up.
Phil: That's what Alicia Silverstone's mom, Judith Light, thought in "From Straight A's to a Straight Jacket."