Rainer Shine: Wait, wait. Why are you panicking? I'm the one who can't mess up another marriage. I mean, you mess up the first one, fine. It's a mulligan. But the second one fails, and suddenly I'm the problem. I lose my chance at being the spokesperson for Blue Monsoon Korean Energy Drink.
Haley: Let's just take a breath. It's natural to freak out a little bit. We're making a lifetime commitment. We're going to be together forever. [thunderclap] Just you and me. Forever.
Rainer Shine: You just said that.
Haley: [laughing] I know. Because... Because it's great. That's what every girl wants, right? I mean, sure, I'm still really young and there's obviously so much more I thought I'd do before I tied myself down to one person for the rest of my life. But does anyone ever truly feel ready to get married? I mean, probably.
Rainer Shine: Haley.
Haley: But it's not like I'm dying. I just won't be single anymore. I'll won't ever go on a first date again. I won't ever have a first kiss. I won't ever dance near a deejay booth hoping someone will like what they see and offer me a ride home. [whimpers] Oh, my. Is it, is it me or is it just crazy hot in here? Can somebody open a window, please?
Rainer Shine: No, no, they can't because, as I did not predict, it's raining outside.