Mitchell Quote #715
Quote from Mitchell in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Claire: You're trying to tell me that there's absolutely nothing weird going on here? You are dressed like a character out of "It's Raining Mice and Men."
Mitchell: I don't know what you're talking about, okay? I am enjoying this more than a farm animal missing a limb engaged in some sort of activity. Okay, I did something bad.
Claire: I knew it.
Mitchell: Yeah, yeah, something real bad. I need Cam in a good mood before I tell him.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.