Cameron Quote #907

Quote from Cameron in The Storm

Mitchell: Okay, girls, let's get some music started here. Oh, God, Cam, there's no power.
Cameron: There's Cam power.
Mitchell: What? What is that?
Cameron: Well, had I listened to you and we not donated to NPR, we wouldn't have gotten this free emergency radio that we then re-gifted to Jay and Gloria.
Mitchell: I wouldn't call $19 a month free, but okay.
Cameron: [cranking] All right, let's get a little funk in here, ladies! [music starts, cuts out] Little more funky energy in this thing!
Mitchell: Got to warm up, you know? Got to get it warmed up!
Cameron: [radio starts up, stops] I don't know what's wrong with me. This is my butter-churning arm.

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 ‘The Storm’ Quotes

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: What's going on here? I could cut the tension with my machete.

Quote from Luke

Alex: Why can't we remember this last piece? We just had it this morning.
Luke: Hey, guys. I know you're busy, but do you think being hit by lightning can make people smarter?
Alex: Get out of here.
Luke: Huh. Yeah. [starts writing on the whiteboard] It's probably just a myth. There's so much crazy stuff written on the Internet these days.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Turns out, when they figured it out the first time, the formula was in the background of a selfie I took.
[back:]
Luke: Anyway, if you don't think lightning can do that, it must not be true. After all, you are the smartest people I know. [drops the marker pen]

Quote from Haley

Haley: [aside to camera] Andy I started out pretty hot and heavy, but, uh, the last few weeks I've just been super busy, so I guess he's feeling neglected, and he's acting a little cold. I mean, a chuck on the arm? What are we, Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer? [chuckles] Those are people, right?