Jay Quote #895
Quote from Jay in The Closet Case
Jay: What about that probate? Who did you mess that up? Client's dead.
Mitchell: Okay, this is crazy. Why am I worried about your feelings when you obviously have no concern for mine? Y- I'm taking that job.
Jay: It's like a Hatfield working for a McCoy.
Mitchell: If a Hatfield ever worked for a McCoy, maybe it would've ended that ridiculous family feud.
Jay: Richard Dawson!
Both: Also in the Rolodex!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Closet Case’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] That was the moment I realized Phil wanted me to kick Dylan out so he could be the cool one. Well, I can be cool, too. I'm cooler than cool. I'm frigid.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Also, we were kind of hoping that Dylan could stay in the basement with me for a little while.
Phil: Oh.
Haley: He's trying to save up to build inventory, and rent is killing him.
Dylan: It feels like they're asking for money, like, every six weeks.
Quote from Dylan
Phil: Hey, guys. Can we talk for a second?
Haley: What's up?
Phil: Actually, let's sit down. There's something pretty important we need to discuss.
Dylan: Okay, whoa. This is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.