Jay: What about that probate? Who did you mess that up? Client's dead.
Mitchell: Okay, this is crazy. Why am I worried about your feelings when you obviously have no concern for mine? Y- I'm taking that job.
Jay: It's like a Hatfield working for a McCoy.
Mitchell: If a Hatfield ever worked for a McCoy, maybe it would've ended that ridiculous family feud.
Jay: Richard Dawson!
Both: Also in the Rolodex!