Alex Quote #238
Quote from Alex in The Day Alex Left for College
Maisie: Hi! You must be Alex. I'm your roomie. I'm Maisie. My dad says it's short for Amazing, but it's not.
Alex: Wait, I picked a different-
Maisie: Roommate, I know. She got sick. She got a panic attack. I can sympathize, I usually get one right before my cycle. Anyways, they denied her visa and she's still in Norway. "Help! There's Norway out." [laughs]
Alex: Uh, how old are you?
Maisie: Oh, I'm 15, but I've seen four R-rated movies already. I'm so excited you're here. Where should I put my medicines?
Alex: [to Haley] Yeah, so you are good to go. I'm fine.
Haley: Oh, not quite yet. So, Maisie, do you speak any languages?
Maisie: Uh, si, oui, da, ja, and of course I also speak Wookiee. [growls like a Wookie] Ahh! This is gonna be so much fun!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Day Alex Left for College’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Nobody gets out of this. World's worst sport, world's worst players of it. Twenty-two girls in a cluster zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba. Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: It's a tragedy. No other way to put it.
Jay: Such a beautiful day, too.
Gloria: We just have to accept that Lily has a soccer game and we all have to be there. You were supposed to make an excuse.
Jay: I'm sorry! I ran into Cam at the market. He asked if we could go. I panicked. I shot myself in the foot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot, you put your foot in your mouth, you put the shoe in the wrong foot. What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.
Quote from Haley
Alex: Hey! No, give that back. Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?
Haley: Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts, but I don't think you should change roommates.