Maisie: Hi! You must be Alex. I'm your roomie. I'm Maisie. My dad says it's short for Amazing, but it's not.
Alex: Wait, I picked a different-
Maisie: Roommate, I know. She got sick. She got a panic attack. I can sympathize, I usually get one right before my cycle. Anyways, they denied her visa and she's still in Norway. "Help! There's Norway out." [laughs]
Alex: Uh, how old are you?
Maisie: Oh, I'm 15, but I've seen four R-rated movies already. I'm so excited you're here. Where should I put my medicines?
Alex: [to Haley] Yeah, so you are good to go. I'm fine.
Haley: Oh, not quite yet. So, Maisie, do you speak any languages?
Maisie: Uh, si­, oui, da, ja, and of course I also speak Wookiee. [growls like a Wookie] Ahh! This is gonna be so much fun!