Phil Quote #1166
Jay: Okay, dummy. We get this thing in the backyard, we nail it together and Gloria will never find out.
Phil: Don't do this, Jay. As your best friend, I implore you. If we rebuild this castle, we tear down everything we built today.
Jay: What? And what?
Phil: We stood up for ourselves. There's no turning back. We're going to tell Claire and Gloria what we did.
Jay: I'm scared, Phil, okay?
Phil: They count on that fear. They feed off it. No more.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Integrity’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gavin Saint Clair: What do you want? Oh.
Gloria: I just want you to listen to my voice and look into my eyes and ask yourself "Did this woman made it all the way here from Colombia without knowing some very bad men who would love to do her a favor?"
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I wanted to kill him. But I bite my tongue, because in this family they think that I am a Colombian hothead which is crazy, because a Colombian hot head is when you set somebody's head on fire. It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Quote from Manny
Manny: That cinnamon stick is from Sri Lanka!
Luke: Get off me! You smell like a candle.
Manny: It's lavender bath beads, you son of a bitch!
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