Claire Quote #446
Quote from Claire in Do Not Push
Mitchell: [on the phone] Hey, it's me. I think Cam and I made a huge mistake.
Claire: Oh, I get it. Marriage is tough. Just take a deep breath and go flirt with somebody at the grocery store.
Mitchell: No, about Lily. We're trying to take this new family picture, and she's doing this weird smile thing-
Claire: And you said something?
Mitchell: Uh, well, let's- Let's just say Cam did.
Claire: First of all, all kids go through this. You should see every picture we have of Luke from third grade. He looks like he's mid-sneeze, which is a shame, 'cause I was having a great boob year.
Mitchell: What did you do?
Claire: I think it might've been the birth control I was taking, but...
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do Not Push’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Haley, put down the chair.
Haley: Why should I?!
Phil: Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at by a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper.
Luke: Yeah! We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we're not sheep!
Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke. One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!
Quote from Luke
Phil: You're right, I set a terrible example for you.
Luke: No! It was awesome! Do you think Steve Jobs followed every rule? Doug Henning?
Phil: Keep talking.
Luke: What about that guy who lived in that town where people weren't allowed to dance? Did Footloose follow the rules?
Phil: His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Now, easy on the filters, Cam. It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone.
Cameron: You know what other tone we don't need?
Lily: Play nice.