Phil Quote #1039
Quote from Phil in Do Not Push
Luke: Wait. So now we're not pushing the button?
Phil: No. We're supporting Haley.
Luke: For the rest of your life.
Phil: That is not helpful. We need to stick together. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [to the mirror] That's what this test is. It's not about whether we push the button or don't push the button. You want to find out if this unites us or divides us. Let's join hands and send these sons of bitches and their filthy monkey a message! ... Feels good.
Luke: Wait a minute. How are they gonna know we're sending them a message if we're not doing anything?
Phil: That's true.
Haley: We have to hit that button.
Phil: Damn straight.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do Not Push’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Haley, put down the chair.
Haley: Why should I?!
Phil: Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at by a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper.
Luke: Yeah! We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we're not sheep!
Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke. One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!
Quote from Luke
Phil: You're right, I set a terrible example for you.
Luke: No! It was awesome! Do you think Steve Jobs followed every rule? Doug Henning?
Phil: Keep talking.
Luke: What about that guy who lived in that town where people weren't allowed to dance? Did Footloose follow the rules?
Phil: His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Now, easy on the filters, Cam. It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone.
Cameron: You know what other tone we don't need?
Lily: Play nice.