Claire Quote #360
Claire: Actually, I was trapped back here, my dad and I got in a whole thing. Now he's mad at me.
Jeff: Whoa, where'd you find that?
Claire: I know where you keep the beer, Jeff. I hate this feeling! I swear, it started when I was 12 years old and I got a "C" in social studies. The way my Dad looked at me, you would have thought I'd worn a tube top in church. He knew it crushed me. He didn't care. That's why I can't work for him. He was hard on me then. He's gonna be hard on me now. I'm telling you, people don't change. I've changed. I don't wanna put up with this stuff. I am a completely different person than I was 20 years ago. All right, kids, that's gonna be $18.50. Out of $20? There's your $1.50. I thought so.
Jeff: Well, I mean, do you feel good that you were at least honest with him?
Claire: No. And super no. Because I'm the one who's left with this awful feeling every time I disappoint him. And it's not fair. 'Cause I'm not the bad guy here. He needs to know that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘My Hero’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Another brochure from a community college. You know, I bet Mom is having them send these.
Alex: Really? You don't think they've targeted you as a must-have recruit?
Haley: At least this one doesn't have that fakey lunchtime shot of the black guy, Asian girl, and an Indian- Oh, wait! There it is. Wow, that wheelchair kid is really cracking everybody up.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Knees bent. Arms loose. Chin up. Butt out.
Gloria: Ay, no, Phil. This is too much.
Phil: No, just remember, "kbalcubo."
Gloria: Huh?
Phil: K-b-a-l-c-u-b-o. "Koala bears always lose cherries under big overpasses."
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] What qualifies someone as a hero? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. The hero in my family is my family, because of who we are together. "C-. This was not the assignment." I'll tell you who is not my hero. Mrs. Rita McNabb.