Luke Quote #218

Quote from Luke in Bad Hair Day

Manny: Anyway, I heard you need a letter from school signed. I kinda nailed my Declaration of Independence replica. Forged every signature with this pen. So...
Luke: Stop. We have a deal. I'll say I cut the baby's hair. And you give me that cool pen.
Manny: What? No. No, that's not what I was going to-
Luke: A deal's a deal.

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 ‘Bad Hair Day’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Luke: Hey, handsome. Uh, can you sign this? You don't need to read it.
Phil: Never do!
Luke: Right there.
Phil: Oh. Quick. Nature's sure-fire sunburn remedy? [answering phone] Aloe?

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Well, I should've seen this coming. I replaced her with somebody younger, and she sabotaged Joe's shoot out of sheer jealousy. Maybe she does have what it takes to be a model.

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: Okay, I know, but it just hurts, Mitchell. It's the first one of our things that she's outgrown.
Mitchell: Well, you know, but isn't it great that we've raised her to have opinions and interests of her own?
Cameron: But this early? She's still so daggum young.
Mitchell: Okay, is that another Southern thing, or are you just trying to remember her Vietnamese name?