Phil Quote #783
Quote from Phil in Bad Hair Day
Phil: That's funny. She's mentioned Esther, Dougie, Tripp, Afro Judy. The name "Tater" has literally never even come up once in the last 20 years.
Tater: Oh, I don't know why I'm surprised. I was madly in love with her for four years and I was basically invisible until the day I choked on that tater tot.
Phil: Wait. Uh, I-I thought you were her ex.
Tater: I wish.
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Cameron: Okay, I know, but it just hurts, Mitchell. It's the first one of our things that she's outgrown.
Mitchell: Well, you know, but isn't it great that we've raised her to have opinions and interests of her own?
Cameron: But this early? She's still so daggum young.
Mitchell: Okay, is that another Southern thing, or are you just trying to remember her Vietnamese name?