Phil: That's funny. She's mentioned Esther, Dougie, Tripp, Afro Judy. The name "Tater" has literally never even come up once in the last 20 years.
Tater: Oh, I don't know why I'm surprised. I was madly in love with her for four years and I was basically invisible until the day I choked on that tater tot.
Phil: Wait. Uh, I-I thought you were her ex.
Tater: I wish.