Jay Quote #538
Jay: Pilar, all due respect, no one's buying the martyr act. Not even this guy. You ask me, you've been keeping this one under your thumb 'cause you're afraid of going on with your life. But you're an attractive woman with a lot to offer. This could be an opportunity. Hell, I don't even think I knew what happiness was till I was 60.
Mitchell: And the hits just keep coming.
Jay: Okay. Sonia, we're gonna help you get your own place, have some independence. And if you ever get lonely, you come visit us as much as you want. With- Within reason. And we'll send this one down to visit you.
Manny: What?
Jay: But he's not gonna become a priest 'cause he likes girls. Can't get 'em, but he likes 'em. So everybody think about it.
Manny: But not for too long. There's an A.A. meeting here at 6:00.
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Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.