Jay Quote #533
Jay: You know, about this naming thing. In America, it's not real common to hear the name Fuljencio.
Pilar: It's "Ful-hen-cio."
Jay: Hen?
Pilar: Hen.
Jay: I don't need to practice it 'cause I can't name my son that. I'm just being honest with you.
Pilar: No. No, no, no, no, that's good. That's good. I should be more honest with you sometimes.
Jay: Well, we've known each other a few years.
Pilar: I don't like you, Jay.
Jay: Huh?
Pilar: Nah. We can act like everything is fine for the family, but, you know, I have never liked you. The way you take whatever looks good to you. You know, like my daughter or the last piece of meat.
Jay: Whoa.
Pilar: You're always too busy to pick me up at the airport. You send a total stranger with a cardboard sign.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Fulgencio’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.