Jay Quote #447

Quote from Jay in Tableau Vivant

Maxine: Here's that number for that neck doctor I want you to see.
Jay: Thanks.
Gloria: What's wrong with your neck?
Maxine: For 30 years, I've been hearing it's a handball injury. But it always seems to get worse with stress. Maybe it's that audit he's got coming up.
Gloria: Audit?
Jay: It's nothing.
Maxine: Oh, isn't that cute? He doesn't want you to worry. Here's your sandwich. Now you should worry.
Jay: Look at it: my prettiest child.

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 ‘Tableau Vivant’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] I'm a stress blinker, um, and what really gets me going is confrontation. I hate it. I-I avoid it at all costs. Terrible at it. Once, I, uh, I tried to break up with a girl, and I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her. Twenty years later we're still married.

Quote from Alex

Claire: Honey, do you think you're nervous because you've got a little crush on Mr. Jarvis?
Alex: No.
Claire: Are you sure? Because I've seen the way you look at him-
Alex: Sounds like you're the one with the crush! I've just never had a teacher not like me before.
Phil: Well, Ms. Davis.
Alex: Please. She's a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.
Claire: And to think she didn't like you.

Quote from Claire

Claire: [aside to camera] Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing. What's the latest theory? "Never say no." I say "no" every day in this house.
Phil: But at night, she's a "yes" machine.
Claire: No.