Claire Quote #260
Quote from Claire in Election Day
Reporter: Hi. I'm from the "Weekly Saver. Mind if I ask you a couple questions about the big election?
Claire: Not at all. Fire away.
Reporter: Who are you voting for today?
Claire: Claire Dunphy.
Reporter: Finally. I've been waiting for someone to say that name. Why?
Claire: Uh. Because I am Claire Dunphy.
Reporter: Oh, sorry. They moved me over from ad sales. We take turns reporting. How do you feel about your chances today?
Claire: Not as good as I did a few minutes ago.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Election Day’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: All right. How about this? If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you won't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.
Alex: Vote for Claire! [hanging up] Luke! What are you doing? You can't say that!
Luke: Oh, like she'd be the first politician to make a promise she can't keep.
Quote from Phil
Walt: Uh, we need to make a quick stop. I gotta pick up my new glasses.
Phil: No can do. I, uh I got a lot of people waitin', so-
Walt: It'll just take two minutes. I can't even see the ballot without my glasses. I mark the wrong box, next thing you know I'll be married to a guy.
Phil: Yeah, I- I don't think it's mandatory, Walt.
Walt: I'm a good dancer. They'll come for me.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Claire likes to win. When she was 8, a little Girl Scout friend of hers bragged she could sell the most cookies. Damn if Claire didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet and won by ten boxes. Best part is Claire wasn't even a Girl Scout.