Phil Quote #525
Quote from Phil in Lifetime Supply
Phil: [aside to camera] In my 20s, I went on a game show and won a lifetime supply of razor blades.
[flashback:]
Chip: Okay, Phil, time is up. What is your answer?
Phil: 3.14159. [buzzer sounds] Oh!
Chip: I'm sorry, Phil. The correct answer is banana cream. Banana cream.
Phil: Banana cream. Well, you got me there, Chip.
Chip: But you're not leaving empty-handed, no. You're going home with a lifetime supply of Genesis twin-blade razors.
Phil: What?! Two blades in one razor? Man, it'll never get better than that!
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‘Lifetime Supply’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Gloria: That's the problem with Americans. They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours.
Walt: Win a war sometime. Then we'll start talking like you.
Luke: Ha. So wrong.
Quote from Javier
Javier: Look into his eyes. I don't care what the doctor says. I give him six months.
Quote from Alex
Cameron: Oh, that looks great up there! How impressed are you with your uncle right now?
Alex: So impressed.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I didn't wanna ruin their moment by telling them how many awards I've gotten, but let's just say I don't get out of bed for a trophy that size.