Phil Quote #358
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Claire: Last night I know I got kind of carried away.
Phil: No, you don't need to apologize.
Claire: I don't think that I was apologi-
Phil: You were right to be mad.
Claire: Sometimes I just feel like I have to scream to let you know how upset I am. But you get it now, right?
Phil: I do...
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Not. No idea whatsoever. Oh, if I knew. But no.
[back:]
Claire: Good. So let's pretend the whole thing never happened.
Phil: What were we even fighting about, huh?
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