Haley Quote #45
Haley: Mom, like it or not, you made a commitment. And maybe that doesn't mean anything to you anymore but you owe it to this family to save your marriage and give it one more try.
Claire: What?
Phil: [o.s.] End o' the line, Smoky Joe.
Haley: Look, Dad may be a doofus, but he is 10 times better than any pizza delivery boy. Go to him.
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Claire: Don't.
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Gloria: Oh, no. Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?
Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.