Phil Quote #206
Phil: [aside to camera] Actually, Claire and I were supposed to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon.
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Phil: But something else came up.
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
Claire: We didn't even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Phil: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.
Claire: You begged me to marry you.
Phil: It's true. I did.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Hawaii’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I thought that one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] When Mitchell and I first met, I may have exaggerated my interest in adventurous travel by implying that I had any. But it's one of the things he loves most about me, and I can't tell him the truth now. It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Side note: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big, sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they're delicious? No. It's because they want to give their female- bear, giraffe, what have you- the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?