Quote from Phil in Hawaii
Phil: [aside to camera] Actually, Claire and I were supposed to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon.
Phil: But something else came up.
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
Claire: We didn't even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Phil: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.
Claire: You begged me to marry you.
Phil: It's true. I did.