Mitchell Quote #24
Quote from Mitchell in En Garde
Mitchell: I guess I'm still a little angry. But, you know, you stole my moment, Claire. Yeah, okay, no, but it doesn't matter to you because you had your own moments. You had cheerleading and high-school plays, and, uh, making out with the quarterback, and...
Claire: Oh, come on. You made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
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‘En Garde’ Quotes
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Quote from Alex
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Alex: No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.
Haley: What?
Alex: It means you can recharge it with static electricity. Just rub it on your hair.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] When Mitchell and Claire were kids-
Mitchell: This is interesting to no one.
Cameron: Excuse- Please let me finish. Thank you. When Mitchell was 10.
Mitchell: 11.
Cameron: And Claire was 13, they were competitive ice dancers.
Mitchell: Figure skaters. Oh, for god's sakes, I'll tell the story. Yes, my sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called "Fire and Nice." I was "fire," 'cause of the red hair. And Claire was "nice," because it was ironic and she wasn't.