Haley Quote #540
Quote from Haley in Dead on A Rival
Kenneth: [crying] What did I get us into? I didn't even want to go. I just wanted to look cool in front of Bezos and Elon and Zuck-Zuck.
Haley: That's the reason why you're going? I'm sorry, but launching white dudes into space hasn't been cool for years.
Kenneth: [whispering] But the cameras. How am I going to get out of this?
Haley: Well, if you're trying to look cool, just throw some splashy event and auction off the space trip to charity.
Kenneth: That could work. What kind of charity?
Haley: Wolves are hot right now.
Kenneth: I love that. I'm going to save the wolves! We're saving them, right?
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Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!