Jay Quote #1269
Quote from Jay in Spanks for the Memories
Claire: When you did what you did to Gloria, you made the sex all about her body, and a woman wants it to be about the mind.
Jay: Oh, crap. I was afraid it would be about that sort of thing.
Claire: Look, she is an intelligent, interesting woman. And you just need to remind her that you notice that unlike, say, I don't know, L.A. Woman magazine, that only cares about how a woman looks.
Jay: So, we're off my thing, huh?
Claire: Hopefully forever, yes. I ran into the editor of that magazine over at Cam and Mitch's today, and you know what? He looks me up and down. Suddenly, I am off their women-in-business list.
Jay: So, L.A. Woman is its own magazine now? I remember when it was the back page of L.A. Man.
Claire: Well, I suppose I'm just not as glamorous as Linda Vaughn, the queen of corrective shoes.
Jay: And this has nothing to do with the fact that you showed up looking like someone who just watered some horses?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.