Claire: When you did what you did to Gloria, you made the sex all about her body, and a woman wants it to be about the mind.
Jay: Oh, crap. I was afraid it would be about that sort of thing.
Claire: Look, she is an intelligent, interesting woman. And you just need to remind her that you notice that unlike, say, I don't know, L.A. Woman magazine, that only cares about how a woman looks.
Jay: So, we're off my thing, huh?
Claire: Hopefully forever, yes. I ran into the editor of that magazine over at Cam and Mitch's today, and you know what? He looks me up and down. Suddenly, I am off their women-in-business list.
Jay: So, L.A. Woman is its own magazine now? I remember when it was the back page of L.A. Man.
Claire: Well, I suppose I'm just not as glamorous as Linda Vaughn, the queen of corrective shoes.
Jay: And this has nothing to do with the fact that you showed up looking like someone who just watered some horses?