Haley Quote #562
Quote from Haley in In Your Head
Nicole Rosemary Page: Alright, listen. I really liked your writing sample, it's true. But [sighs] we have a lot of candidates with more experience and famous-er parents, so fly away, little birdie. Flap. Flap, flap.
Haley: Okay, thank you. Nicole? You and me this is gonna happen.
Nicole Rosemary Page: Excuse me?
Haley: There are forces in the universe that we don't understand. They can't be explained, but they cannot be denied, and that is what this is. I don't- I don't get it, but I know that it's real.
Nicole Rosemary Page: Oh, my God! That is just what I said to all of those haters who told me that my crystal energy stickers did not improve your colon health. Uh! Crazy. They do if you, you know...
Haley: Yeah. So, um, does that mean that I will see you Monday morning?
Nicole Rosemary Page: Let's make it Tuesday 'cause I like to spend Mondays in a flotation tank.
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Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!
Quote from Jay
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Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.