Gloria Quote #721

Quote from Gloria in Brushes with Celebrity

Billy Crystal: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt. But I saw what happened before, and I'm sorry about that. But the way you stood up to that jerk Anvilmaker was kind of amazing, yeah. Good for you. And young man, listen if this makes you feel any better, he did the same thing to me.
Gloria: Oh. That's very nice of you to say. Thank you so much.
Billy Crystal: So... You know, I, uh I write.
Manny: Oh, boy.
Billy Crystal: No, it's not like I'm just some, you know, some... Excuse me. Some, you know, just some city slicker who who doesn't know what he's talking about. But, uh, if I could teach you one thing, just one thing that you learn from this, it'll make your plays sound and look marvelous. You know? So, the most important thing is to is to know that writing is really re-writing. You may want to jot that down. Uh. And then change it. [chuckles] Did you see what I did there?
Gloria: You know what? We really need to be somewhere right now.
Manny: Yeah, we better go.
Billy Crystal: Okay. Yeah. All right.
Gloria: Okay, thank you. [to Sam Anvilmaker] I'm sorry, we didn't realize we were so annoying. Our bad.
Billy Crystal: Have fun storming the castle! Nothing. I'm gonna shave.

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