Phil Quote #1387
Quote from Phil in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Rainer Shiner: Phil. Hey. I know we haven't been spending enough time together lately, but I scored this amazing villa in Cabo for the weekend, and I wanted to take a special someone.
Phil: Listening.
Rainer Shiner: I know you have your big family football game, but it's right on the water. Horseback riding on the beach.
Phil: I see us both in white shirts.
Claire: Phil.
Phil: Claire, I know. It sounds like the best weekend of my life, mi amigo, but I can't. It's family time.
Claire: He wants to take Haley.
Phil: Yeah.
Rainer Shiner: Did you think I was asking you?
Phil: What brother can't yank a brother's chain? You trippin'? [laughs]
Rainer Shiner: This guy! [laughter] I'll send you some pictures. But not from the nude beach.
Phil: Ooh! Oh, that's funny 'cause it's my naked daughter! And you're taking her away!
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Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.