Phil Quote #1119
Quote from Phil in Rash Decisions
Phil: So, is this the kitchen?
Andy: Great question. Yes, it is. Fully updated with an open floor plan, perfect for large families. Do you and the missus have other kids?
Luke: Nope, just me, so it's way too big. You seem terrible at your job.
Andy: I don't know. You seem like a family with a lot of friends. It's great for entertaining.
Phil: How diverse is the neighborhood? I only ask because I'm married to a beautiful African-American woman.
I can't say who, but you may know her from "Avatar."
Andy: This neighborhood has a wonderful mix of different cultures and ethnicities.
Luke: Ooh, sounds dangerous.
Phil: Luke.
Andy: Here's all you need to know: in the last two years, home values in this neighborhood have increased by twice the city average. It's quiet. It's safe. I can't think of a better place to raise a beautiful mixed-race family.
Phil: I'm gonna have to have a quick conversation with Zoe, but I think you just sold a house.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?
Quote from Andy
Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.
Quote from Jay
Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?