Cameron Quote #527
Quote from Cameron in Fulgencio
Cameron: Oh, yeah, you're right. I mean, I'm the last one who should be complaining when, let's face it, Lily's snarkiness is my doing.
Mitchell: Well, what's done is done. Let's just get ready for church.
Cameron: Yeah, I mean, it's just hard to not feel guilty, you know, when it's mostly my fault.
Mitchell: I get it. Just don't beat yourself up. Hey. Pocket square? No pocket square?
Cameron: Really? You're taking zero of the responsibility, or-
Mitchell: Oh. We're you trying to get me to take the blame?
Cameron: Maybe just a little. Uh-huh.
Mitchell: Oh, and deny you the chance to play the martyr? Look, Cam, if you're looking for me to be the bad guy, you're snarking up the wrong tree, okay? You are the one who can't let a single situation pass without making a comment.
Cameron: [noticing Mitchell has a pair of underwear stuck to his trousers] Oh, well, maybe I'll just start today.
Mitchell: I think it'll make you feel better.
Cameron: I think I already do.
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[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.