‘Lifetime Supply’
Season 3, Episode 11 - Aired January 4, 2012
Phil is alarmed when his lifetime supply of razors runs out at the same time his doctor performs some tests. Meanwhile, Mitchell wins an award at work, and Javier unexpectedly shows up to take Manny to the races.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [cell phone ringing] It's Dr. Sendroff.
Claire: Okay.
Phil: Okay. Guys, I don't know what's on the other end of this phone call, but whatever happens, I just want you to know, you've already given me a lifetime supply of happiness. I remember once as a child-
Jay: The phone
Gloria: Answer it!
Claire: Do it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: [on the phone] Dr. Sendroff? What's the word? Are you serious?
Claire: What?
Phil: That's it?
Gloria: What is it?!
Phil: H-hold on one second. He's calling about a real estate listing. I'm fine.
Gloria: Ay, no.
Phil: [on the phone] Yesterday, you said you'd call if something was wrong. Then you called, then you disappeared. That is the most irresponsible, unprofessional thing I've ever heard of in my entire life! And do you have anyone to represent you in the sale of your current house?