Phil: Alls I'm saying is the other families had alibis, and you wouldn't be the first mother/son crime duo in history.
Madge: I told you, Phil, we didn't steal your sign. We slept in this morning.
Evan: Mother and I went clubbing last night. We went looking for a husband but lost ourselves on the dance floor.
Phil: Nice try, but I'm not buying what you're selling. [pops their balloons] Confess! I can do this all day! Or... ...six more times!
Gloria: [car horn honks] Phil! I'm tracking the thief that stole our sign! Hurry! He's getting away!
Phil: I guess this new information bursts my balloon. I bid you good day.