Phil Quote #1785
Quote from Phil in Pool Party
Phil: Alls I'm saying is the other families had alibis, and you wouldn't be the first mother/son crime duo in history.
Madge: I told you, Phil, we didn't steal your sign. We slept in this morning.
Evan: Mother and I went clubbing last night. We went looking for a husband but lost ourselves on the dance floor.
Phil: Nice try, but I'm not buying what you're selling. [pops their balloons] Confess! I can do this all day! Or... ...six more times!
Gloria: [car horn honks] Phil! I'm tracking the thief that stole our sign! Hurry! He's getting away!
Phil: I guess this new information bursts my balloon. I bid you good day.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Pool Party’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, it's so hot. I can't wait to jump in that pool.
Lily: I never said I'd get in the pool.
Cameron: Okay, Lily, stop. You are an exotic Vietnamese beauty. Scarlett Johansson would play you in a movie until Twitter told her she couldn't.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I thought about which of my competitors might want to take me down, and I kept coming back to one guy... Gil Thorpe. A man tells you enough times he's gonna "thorpedo" your career, you start to believe he might do something "therrible." Well, not this time.
Quote from Gloria
Lindsay: You're kidding. Another one?
Phil: I'm afraid so, Lindsay.
Sam: Who keeps taking our signs?
Gloria: Don't worry, Sam, we're going to find out. Miss, do you have any enemies? Are you in a blood feud?
Phil: Gloria.
Gloria: Have you recently joined a political opposition?