Luke: Hey, all y'all. What's going down?
Haley: My opinion of you. What's with the fake glasses?
Alex: As an actual glasses wearer, this is offensive. It's like non-disabled people who park in handicapped spaces.
Claire: I was in and out in three minutes, young lady, and it was your stye medication I was picking up. [to Luke] That's a lot of bracelets there, buddy.
Phil: Just ignore them. They're being sheep. If I'd listened to what other people said, I'd never have rocked my '90s frosted tips. We've got pictures.
Claire: No, we don't.