Phil Quote #1194
Quote from Phil in The Day Alex Left for College
Luke: Hey, all y'all. What's going down?
Haley: My opinion of you. What's with the fake glasses?
Alex: As an actual glasses wearer, this is offensive. It's like non-disabled people who park in handicapped spaces.
Claire: I was in and out in three minutes, young lady, and it was your stye medication I was picking up. [to Luke] That's a lot of bracelets there, buddy.
Phil: Just ignore them. They're being sheep. If I'd listened to what other people said, I'd never have rocked my '90s frosted tips. We've got pictures.
Claire: No, we don't.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Day Alex Left for College’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Nobody gets out of this. World's worst sport, world's worst players of it. Twenty-two girls in a cluster zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba. Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: It's a tragedy. No other way to put it.
Jay: Such a beautiful day, too.
Gloria: We just have to accept that Lily has a soccer game and we all have to be there. You were supposed to make an excuse.
Jay: I'm sorry! I ran into Cam at the market. He asked if we could go. I panicked. I shot myself in the foot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot, you put your foot in your mouth, you put the shoe in the wrong foot. What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.
Quote from Haley
Alex: Hey! No, give that back. Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?
Haley: Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts, but I don't think you should change roommates.