Haley: [on recorded video] Oh, my God. What are you doing? Are you filming me?
Claire: Yes! I want you to see how crazy you are acting.
Haley: Me? I come to talk to you about something important and then you start chasing me around with a camera!
Claire: I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work. I come back, and it's the exact same mess, plus pickles and peanut butter!
Haley: I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up!
Claire: That's exactly how I feel!
Haley: Leave me alone! I have a lot on my plate!
Claire: Yes. Yes, I can see that, honey. You left it in the sink.