Claire Quote #489
Quote from Claire in Connection Lost
Haley: [on recorded video] Oh, my God. What are you doing? Are you filming me?
Claire: Yes! I want you to see how crazy you are acting.
Haley: Me? I come to talk to you about something important and then you start chasing me around with a camera!
Claire: I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work. I come back, and it's the exact same mess, plus pickles and peanut butter!
Haley: I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up!
Claire: That's exactly how I feel!
Haley: Leave me alone! I have a lot on my plate!
Claire: Yes. Yes, I can see that, honey. You left it in the sink.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Connection Lost’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Married! Why would I get married?
Phil: Because you're pregnant with Andy's baby!
Haley: What? Why would you think that?
Claire: [on FaceTime] Oh. Because you changed your Facebook status to "married." Then we tracked your cell phone to a wedding chapel in Vegas.
Phil: And you ordered this book.
Haley: Wow. First of all, it's called privacy. Google it.
Quote from Claire
Claire: [on FaceTime] I can't believe she's pregnant.
Phil: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Claire: Jump? Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love and most suspicious of all she bought a book!