Quote from Phil in And One to Grow On
Police Officer: I'm sorry, but I have to place you under arrest. Phil: Wait, what?! Police Officer: A car registered to you has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations, all on campus drive. Phil: Oh, my God, those are my daughter's tickets! Luke: He's got an answer for everything. Police Officer: I got to take you down to the station house. [to Luke] You can ride up front with me. Phil: Seriously, can't I just pay you for them now?! Police Officer: At the station house, sir. Phil: Can we at least not drive by Middle Earth comics and Trampoline World?! People look up to me in this town!