Police Officer: I'm sorry, but I have to place you under arrest.
Phil: Wait, what?!
Police Officer: A car registered to you has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations, all on campus drive.
Phil: Oh, my God, those are my daughter's tickets!
Luke: He's got an answer for everything.
Police Officer: I got to take you down to the station house. [to Luke] You can ride up front with me.
Phil: Seriously, can't I just pay you for them now?!
Police Officer: At the station house, sir.
Phil: Can we at least not drive by Middle Earth comics and Trampoline World?! People look up to me in this town!