Quote from Phil in Dude Ranch
Gloria: Dylan! Dylan! Hank: You got a voice like a meadowlark, don't ya? Gloria: Dylan! Hank: Yeah, I sure am worried about that kid. Gloria: Dylan! He ain't down there. Hank: Oh, come on now. You come up here for the cowboy experience. You're looking at him. Gloria: Do I look like the kind of woman that would cheat on her husband? Hank: Yes. Gloria: Really? Jay: Hey! I think you better move away from that woman. Phil: Only we touch our women when they don't want us to.