Phil Quote #443
Quote from Phil in Dude Ranch
Gloria: Dylan! Dylan!
Hank: You got a voice like a meadowlark, don't ya?
Gloria: Dylan!
Hank: Yeah, I sure am worried about that kid.
Gloria: Dylan! He ain't down there.
Hank: Oh, come on now. You come up here for the cowboy experience. You're looking at him.
Gloria: Do I look like the kind of woman that would cheat on her husband?
Hank: Yes.
Gloria: Really?
Jay: Hey! I think you better move away from that woman.
Phil: Only we touch our women when they don't want us to.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dude Ranch’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Hey, Dylan.
Dylan: Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Dylan: Oh. You want me to go home.
Claire: No, no. It's the- The opposite of that.
Dylan: I want you to go home?
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've been practicing like crazy, all my cowboy skills: shootin', ropin'. pancake eatin'. Why? Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesn't respect me as a man.
[flashback:]
Phil: It's just that when you say, "Phil is my son-in-law," it sounds like you're saying, "Phyllis," comma, "my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Okay, who's your son-in-law?
Jay: Phil is.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] So we haven't told the family yet, but we've decided to adopt a baby boy.
Cameron: From America this time. You might say we're "buying domestic."
Mitchell: In private. You might say that in private.