Gloria: What is your game, old man?
Jay: Nothing. I'm loving this. My only fear is that she might hit it big and leave us.
Gloria: You think I'm an idiot? Nobody thinks that that is funny.
Jay: Be honest, you want her out of here more than I do.
Gloria: Okay, fine, but I don't want to be the mother that hates her son's girlfriend.
Jay: I don't want to be the villain anymore.
Gloria: But that's your job. I am the quiet and fun one.
Jay: Have you not heard her impression of you? It's dead-on. You want to get rid of her, you do it.
Gloria: I won't have to, because I can pretend that I like Sherry longer than you can. You will crack first.
Sherry: [Hispanic accent] You will crack first!
Gloria: Sherry, you cannot stay here.