Quote from Gloria in Torn Between Two Lovers
Gloria: What is your game, old man? Jay: Nothing. I'm loving this. My only fear is that she might hit it big and leave us. Gloria: You think I'm an idiot? Nobody thinks that that is funny. Jay: Be honest, you want her out of here more than I do. Gloria: Okay, fine, but I don't want to be the mother that hates her son's girlfriend. Jay: I don't want to be the villain anymore. Gloria: But that's your job. I am the quiet and fun one. Jay: Have you not heard her impression of you? It's dead-on. You want to get rid of her, you do it. Gloria: I won't have to, because I can pretend that I like Sherry longer than you can. You will crack first. Sherry: [Hispanic accent] You will crack first! Gloria: Sherry, you cannot stay here.